Lance Vance and Ken Rosenberg are GTA: Vice City’s worst tour guides

I’d just gotten out of prison, eager to return to normal life, when my business associates insisted I take a vacation. Some time away. They probably just wanted me out of their hair, but I didn’t fight them over a free beach trip. After all, the sights sure beat staring at the bars of my cell, and I thought I could learn to love it down there. I didn’t plan on staying long, but figured any time in Vice City would be memorable.








I’d just...